COCKBLOCKER: GRUNE

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Grune's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by a DEMON. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK 2

[fullthottle]

CHOICE

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[warmness]

[ it'll be hizamaru, thot report comment will come shortly ]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[warmness]

Good day, Polly.

[ gotta get the greetings out there first!! ]

[yaaaasss]

Hey, boo! How you doin'?

[warmness]

I'm fine. It's been a lovely day so far.

[ people died but it's a new week! ]

And you? You have new arrivals, right?

[yaaaasss]

Sure do! It's getting a little livelier on my end.

[Even though everyone is dead.]

[warmness]

I hope it's not too awkward.

[ you know

considering why certain people got stabbed ]

[yaaaasss]

Eehhhh...

[warmness]

Oh dear...

[ rip ]

[yaaaasss]

But, hey, it could be worse!

[warmness]

That's true! At least they're still around somewhere.

Have you been getting visitors?

[yaaaasss]

Not many.

[sulks.]

I think people are still mad about the whole summoning-sex-demons, dooming-you-all-to-this-nightmare thing.

[warmness]

Oh no.

I'm sure they'll get over it.

[yaaaasss]

You think so? That'd be great!

[warmness]

You'll be very popular soon, I bet!

[ a pause ]

What's this about assignments, by the way?

[yaaaasss]

[cries i thought i replied to this]

Huh?

[warmness]

People have been receiving tasks, right? Brother was telling me about it before I came to see you.

[yaaaasss]

What, like your "fuck someone to protect them" task?

[warmness]

[ she tilts her head ]

Is it like that?

[yaaaasss]

Depends on how he said it! I don't go spying on all your conversations, boo. But there's a difference between what you're doing and people, like, doing favors for us, you know? So which was it, did he say?

[warmness]

Mm... the favors, I think. He said something about familiar items from back home and that he was doing it for one of you.

[yaaaasss]

Ohhhh. Well, it didn't come from me! But I'm not opposed to people doing favors for me, if you know what I mean.

[warmness]

Oh. I can do a favor for you then!

[ she doesn't know what she means ]