SUGAR PARENTS: BECK & ZERO

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SUGAR PARENTS On Tuesday afternoon, both of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again -- guess updates are just like this! RISE AND SHINE SUGAR PARENTS ❤️🤑💦💅 ARE YOU READY TO 💰SWEETEN💰 UP SOME LIVES???? 😩💦💦 OR ARE YOU HERE TO BE A SPLENDA PARENT😬😬😬😬 GET🍌OFF🍆YOUR🥒BUTT!!!!🍑 AND DON'T FORGET 👀 WE'RE H̨̛͑́ͨ́͒́͠͝U̔̿ͩ̓́̇ͧ̑̌̋̚͏͏̢́҉Ñ̢̾ͤ̍͐̍́͜͢G̡ͤ̓̋ͭ͢͝͡Ȓ͑̇̆ͤ̏ͪͤ̑̅̿҉̢̛͠Y͊ͥ̊̆̇̂ͭ͂̚͞͏ ̵̛͗͋͐͐͋ͥ̆̌̒ͪ̄͗̇ͫͬ̐́FOR YOUR LOVE ❤️ As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host -- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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[fleuris]

Because we're coming up on day 50 or because it's temporary...?

[ she crosses get arms and gives Carlos a Look ]

Did you stick your dick somewhere you shouldn't have and pick up a sex curse?

[tricycles]

Because they're just stomach cramps. If it's because I ate something bad, they'll go away eventually.

[So! Shrugs!! Rolls his eyes at her!!! Etc.]

We're your guides. We're immune. [A beat, like he's thinking about even though that was his kneejerk response.] ... Besides, I haven't slept with anyone in the last couple of days.

[fleuris]

You're immune to death, you'd think the big bad ghost hosts would be immune from stomach bugs too.

[ ohhhhhh, cramps. maybe- ]

You getting someone else's period? Sorry, magic does that sometimes.

[ she's making shit up, but she also wouldn't be surprised if there was a spell for that. magic can do all sorts of stupid things ]

[tricycles]

Polly's the only ghost. The rest of us are flesh and bone, Zero.

[He wiggles his fleshy fingies as if to illustrate a point... Though, uh. That second part earns her a dubious look.]

It's— What?

[PERIOD TRANSFER MAGIC??]

[fleuris]

Yeah, you eat the magic herbs and say the magic words and you can give away your period cramps and bloating to someone else. It doesn't work on dragons or Disciples, unfortunately, or I would've been giving them to Decadus.

[ she pauses to think about that possibility. ]

... He probably would have said thank you and asked for more.

[tricycles]

[opens his mouth




closes it.

closes his eyes.

closes his MIND.]

Right. [wHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WOULD HAVE SAID THANK YOU AND ASKED FOR MORE.] Well, don't mind me. I'll be here while you guys pick.