[The flute tune, unfortunately, does not work. The machine rocks slightly as the toys slam against the glass, eager for their escape. The other machines around them are also beginning to rock slightly with the surprising force these toys exert.
Are they going to try to break the glass please let me know.]
Ahaha, that's too bad that they won't dance for you - I guess they'll just have to be slain.
Kagachi, you can sweep through them all, can't you?
[AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY AIN'T NO FRIENDS OF MINE
but guess which sword is going to go ahead and just fucking pierce through the glass, trying to get the tip of his blade through the hook that the paper is attached to before it can disappear out of sight, it's this one]
[It's almost definitely going to be a problem and also this is the worst week to have the cursed touch effect in place?? He's about to play with curse effect fire, since he chooses to dodge closer to Higekiri, sticking behind his back (without touching, at least) and peeking out just a bit around the side of his arm. Protect him, he's delicate?]
Ah— Good luck! You can reach it!
[CHEERLEADERING since he can't do anything else without his flute, damn.]
When Higekiri's sword pierces the glass, the entire glass casing cracks and shatters--
And so does the glass on every surrounding crane machine.
The floor is littered with broken glass and a swarm of animated stuffed animals, many of them still chanting for SKIN. SKIIINNN. SKINNNNN. They leap from the machines, attempting to cling to all three of them, others trying to climb their legs...
Others, though, simply make a break for it. There's a vent nearby, low to the ground, and the ones not attacking them are zooming away.
Oh but he got the paper with his sword so everything is fine]
[Sure - maybe it's fine. Higekiri retrieves it quickly - and gives it a quick read before actually pocketing it. What the fuck does it say!!!!
Because his next item of business is to cut down pretty much every single little one of these stuffed animals in sight. With an absurdly high kick, he'll try to fling them off his leg before cutting them in half, and his gut instinct is to reach for WWX to guide him away - but he'll find a handful of stuffed animal instead, which he proceeds to yeet in Kagachi's direction expecting him to slice it with his scythe.
for the record, every single time hige tries to cut a stuffed animal, he's aiming to decapitate it or take off its arm, just for fun,,]
his priority will be the ones trying to zoom away, but obviously, he fails to kill them all and now the rest of the game is going to kill us. but at least the scythe is very much meant to be his mob-killing weapon, so wow, that's convenient. and kanesan kept giving him shit for it being an impractical weapon!!]
[WELL HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CUT THESE WITH!! But as long as they don't appear to have any sharp teeth, claws, or immediate adverse affects upon touching him, he'll just. Fuckin scoop a few up off his legs that Higekiri missed and give them a little squeeze in the middles. Soft toys?? Horrific toys, but again, not the most cursed thing he's ever dealt with!
Anyway, just sort of trotting after Higekiri as he goes.]
I don't know, don't you think they're a little charming?
[HE'S GOT A BUNDLE OF CURSED DOLLS IN HIS HANDS, SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THESE FROM HIM.]
[They're trying their best to gently pummel Wei Wuxian, but yeah, they're just haunted fucking soft toys. Why this, Aki.
Kagachi's scythe will make short work of them though, as will Higekiri's sword; they'll be able to clear out the ones that Wei Wuxian isn't holding in his cursed twink arms.
When Higekiri glances at the note before getting to work, though, he'll find there are no words on it-- only pictures?]
this is fine and the rest of the ship will maybe be okay eventually. but once they finish off the rest of the dolls except the ones in wwx's cursed twink arms, higekiri will pull out the paper again. he spares a glance to the dolls in wukiri's arms and laughs]
New pets?
[NO
but then he'll turn the note to the other two so they can see it]
I believe we've been given assignments, if these symbols mean anything about my existence or Wukiri's ability to corpse puppeteer. The door has yet to unlock - so they must be completed somewhere in here, no?
[don't ask me i hate him too, also the rest of the ship is absolutely going to kill them BUT IT'S FINE.]
Hah, wouldn't be the worst thing I've ever had! [WHY. He's also glancing over at Kagachi and his one braincell.]
Aren't you curious about them? [But he'll like. Put down all but one of them, at... least... Please someone stab them before they go to join the rest out terrorizing the boat. ANYWAY, leaning in to get a look at that note!]
--Well, that one looks like a fierce corpse. [The little zombie man... And he's seen the ahegun unfuckinfortunately, so he recognizes that, too??] Is it telling me to shoot a fierce corpse?
[Is there a game like that??? He's glancing around...]
The game lineup remains the same as above, but having seen them, Kagachi may recognize the checkered flag. There was one on one of those games he walked by...
Wei Wuxian's glance around will produce multiple games that appear to have gun controllers! He'll have to go find one that fits.
Higekiri should not be encouraging WWX like this, please go find your game while your mod goes the fuck to bed.]
[Pretty much as soon as they're out of WWX's arms, Higekiri is going to draw his sword and decapitate them all, because if they're not pets, they're dead! That's just how it goes in these parts.
Anywho!
Then sheathing his sword and walking off, stepping around the stuffed animal fluffs and broken glass because this is uhhh, fine. Presumably he'll find DDR, can you imagine if his game isn't DDR. But when he hears the music and the lights, he'll glance down at the paper before neatly hopping onto the panel, humming along with whatever song is present.]
Am I meant to partake in a stage battle?
[what if he just does a perfect triple pirouette once he's on the platform, what if he just hopes that'll do something. what if he then puts his hand on his hip and then extends his other hand to the sky to mimic the dancing man on the paper. what THEN.]
[if hige hadn't decapitated them kagachi would've so good
he heads off to where he saw the flag and uh. he has no idea what the hell he's supposed to do but he'll sit in the seat and press seemingly important buttons ig.]
[Well, goodbye potential army of possessed toys... He's still keeping this one though, tucking it beneath his arm even as it tries to gently pummel him. AND THEN HE'S OFF!!
He'll go scoping through all of the games with guns until he finds one that also has things that look undead...]
Oh! I think I found mine?
[He has never touched a gun in his wholeass life, but he's picking up the controller with his free hand and looking it over curiously.]
[i want him to just go for it but unfortunately higekiri would rather see what he's in for first. so he's SLAMMING that start button before glancing at the others]
Break a leg!
[does he think they're all going to perform, does he want them to break legs in their games, who can say]
[Higekiri will get a practice round of DDR to get used to the controls, the arrows on the screen moving at a decent but steady pace.
Kagachi will get an empty course to try driving on, and the occasional popup to tell him how to drive/brake/etc if he fails to do so. There are still environmental hazards like oil slicks and obstructions in the road-- it's a Mario Kart style game.
Wei Wuxian will also get a couple popups showing how to shoot, and can practice doing so with some slow moving zombies coming at him on the screen.
How are these rounds going, guys. Are they any good.]
[Admittedly Higekiri misses the first few arrows because he doesn't actually understand the panels - but then he'll look down. And then from there if it's a decent but steady pace then... Well, it's not like Hige is an amateur to dancing?
He probably gets 100% from that point forward, like a cheater.]
[tbh the only experience kagachi has resembling this is with zephyr and playing fake mario kart is very different from riding a wolf you're soulbonded with—but the fact of the matter is that kagachi's also a cheater who picks up skills very quickly, because that comes with the package when you regularly get possessed by daemons.
so yeah, he's decent at it? with a bit of practice.]
[THREE CHEATERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. It takes Wei Wuxian a couple of shots to get a feel for the timing and how to angle the gun controller, but he's a fuckin top-ranking archer so his precision is stupidly accurate. After the initial fumbling, he's doing quite well!
Though he's also frowning.]
I feel like someone out there is making fun of me, somehow. [Why must he be out here returning his own tenderly undead men back to the dirt... ALSO:] They don't even bleed like that?
[When Higekiri misses the first few arrows, he'll also be encouraged to look down thanks to a small jolt from the pad at each missed step. It doesn't hurt, but it's sure a thing. Hmm.
Kagachi will also find that hitting any obstacle makes the whole seat rumble. The physics on this are pretty good! 4DX racing or something.
And Wei Wuxian will notice that if any zombies slipped past him initially, it feels a little like someone bumped into him.
These are pretty brief, though, and soon enough they'll get:]
PRACTICE ROUND CONCLUDED. DIFFICULTY ADJUSTMENT OFF.
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Are they going to try to break the glass please let me know.]
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Kagachi, you can sweep through them all, can't you?
[AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY AIN'T NO FRIENDS OF MINE
but guess which sword is going to go ahead and just fucking pierce through the glass, trying to get the tip of his blade through the hook that the paper is attached to before it can disappear out of sight, it's this one]
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[except maybe it'll definitely be a problem, who knows!! haha!!]
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Ah— Good luck! You can reach it!
[CHEERLEADERING since he can't do anything else without his flute, damn.]
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When Higekiri's sword pierces the glass, the entire glass casing cracks and shatters--
And so does the glass on every surrounding crane machine.
The floor is littered with broken glass and a swarm of animated stuffed animals, many of them still chanting for SKIN. SKIIINNN. SKINNNNN. They leap from the machines, attempting to cling to all three of them, others trying to climb their legs...
Others, though, simply make a break for it. There's a vent nearby, low to the ground, and the ones not attacking them are zooming away.
Oh but he got the paper with his sword so everything is fine]
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Because his next item of business is to cut down pretty much every single little one of these stuffed animals in sight. With an absurdly high kick, he'll try to fling them off his leg before cutting them in half, and his gut instinct is to reach for WWX to guide him away - but he'll find a handful of stuffed animal instead, which he proceeds to yeet in Kagachi's direction expecting him to slice it with his scythe.
for the record, every single time hige tries to cut a stuffed animal, he's aiming to decapitate it or take off its arm, just for fun,,]
Don't think you can run!
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his priority will be the ones trying to zoom away, but obviously, he fails to kill them all and now the rest of the game is going to kill us. but at least the scythe is very much meant to be his mob-killing weapon, so wow, that's convenient. and kanesan kept giving him shit for it being an impractical weapon!!]
Annoying...!
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Anyway, just sort of trotting after Higekiri as he goes.]
I don't know, don't you think they're a little charming?
[HE'S GOT A BUNDLE OF CURSED DOLLS IN HIS HANDS, SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THESE FROM HIM.]
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Kagachi's scythe will make short work of them though, as will Higekiri's sword; they'll be able to clear out the ones that Wei Wuxian isn't holding in his cursed twink arms.
When Higekiri glances at the note before getting to work, though, he'll find there are no words on it-- only pictures?]
⚔️ -> 🕺🎵
💮 -> 🏎️🏁
💀 -> 🧟🔫
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this is fine and the rest of the ship will maybe be okay eventually. but once they finish off the rest of the dolls except the ones in wwx's cursed twink arms, higekiri will pull out the paper again. he spares a glance to the dolls in wukiri's arms and laughs]
New pets?
[NO
but then he'll turn the note to the other two so they can see it]
I believe we've been given assignments, if these symbols mean anything about my existence or Wukiri's ability to corpse puppeteer. The door has yet to unlock - so they must be completed somewhere in here, no?
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[DO NOT TAKE THE DOLLS WITH YOU??
anyway. the flower is probably him, if the sword is higekiri and the skull is wei wuxian. but...]
What are the symbols next to mine supposed to be?
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Hah, wouldn't be the worst thing I've ever had! [WHY. He's also glancing over at Kagachi and his one braincell.]
Aren't you curious about them? [But he'll like. Put down all but one of them, at... least... Please someone stab them before they go to join the rest out terrorizing the boat. ANYWAY, leaning in to get a look at that note!]
--Well, that one looks like a fierce corpse. [The little zombie man... And he's seen the ahegun unfuckinfortunately, so he recognizes that, too??] Is it telling me to shoot a fierce corpse?
[Is there a game like that??? He's glancing around...]
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The game lineup remains the same as above, but having seen them, Kagachi may recognize the checkered flag. There was one on one of those games he walked by...
Wei Wuxian's glance around will produce multiple games that appear to have gun controllers! He'll have to go find one that fits.
Higekiri should not be encouraging WWX like this, please go find your game while your mod goes the fuck to bed.]
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Anywho!
Then sheathing his sword and walking off, stepping around the stuffed animal fluffs and broken glass because this is uhhh, fine. Presumably he'll find DDR, can you imagine if his game isn't DDR. But when he hears the music and the lights, he'll glance down at the paper before neatly hopping onto the panel, humming along with whatever song is present.]
Am I meant to partake in a stage battle?
[what if he just does a perfect triple pirouette once he's on the platform, what if he just hopes that'll do something. what if he then puts his hand on his hip and then extends his other hand to the sky to mimic the dancing man on the paper. what THEN.]
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he heads off to where he saw the flag and uh. he has no idea what the hell he's supposed to do but he'll sit in the seat and press seemingly important buttons ig.]
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He'll go scoping through all of the games with guns until he finds one that also has things that look undead...]
Oh! I think I found mine?
[He has never touched a gun in his wholeass life, but he's picking up the controller with his free hand and looking it over curiously.]
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PLAYER REGISTERED.
PRACTICE ROUND? PRESS 'START' WITHIN 10 SECONDS TO PRACTICE.
10 SECONDS TO GAME START.
10... 9...
[They can jump straight into the game if they want, but your mod is being at least somewhat kind to all your ye oldes okay.]
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[i want him to just go for it but unfortunately higekiri would rather see what he's in for first. so he's SLAMMING that start button before glancing at the others]
Break a leg!
[does he think they're all going to perform, does he want them to break legs in their games, who can say]
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Considering Wei Wuxian's record so far, that's going to be literal...
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Hey! What's that supposed to mean? I haven't done anything!
[Amazing how he manages to sound so offended when he's still holding a cursed doll.]
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Anyway! They'll all get a new message:]
PRACTICE ROUND ENGAGED. DIFFICULTY LOWERED.
[Higekiri will get a practice round of DDR to get used to the controls, the arrows on the screen moving at a decent but steady pace.
Kagachi will get an empty course to try driving on, and the occasional popup to tell him how to drive/brake/etc if he fails to do so. There are still environmental hazards like oil slicks and obstructions in the road-- it's a Mario Kart style game.
Wei Wuxian will also get a couple popups showing how to shoot, and can practice doing so with some slow moving zombies coming at him on the screen.
How are these rounds going, guys. Are they any good.]
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[Admittedly Higekiri misses the first few arrows because he doesn't actually understand the panels - but then he'll look down. And then from there if it's a decent but steady pace then... Well, it's not like Hige is an amateur to dancing?
He probably gets 100% from that point forward, like a cheater.]
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so yeah, he's decent at it? with a bit of practice.]
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Though he's also frowning.]
I feel like someone out there is making fun of me, somehow. [Why must he be out here returning his own tenderly undead men back to the dirt... ALSO:] They don't even bleed like that?
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Kagachi will also find that hitting any obstacle makes the whole seat rumble. The physics on this are pretty good! 4DX racing or something.
And Wei Wuxian will notice that if any zombies slipped past him initially, it feels a little like someone bumped into him.
These are pretty brief, though, and soon enough they'll get:]
PRACTICE ROUND CONCLUDED. DIFFICULTY ADJUSTMENT OFF.
GAME START IN 5... 4...
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