BOOTY CALLER: NIKKARI

[fullthottle]

BOOTY CALLER On Tuesday afternoon, Nikkari's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may call forth ONE individual that has PASSED ON to the realm of the dead. 2. You MAY NOT call the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. Those called upon will only appear for a LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME and be UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE AUDIBLY. 4.The length you have for your call depends on the amount of SPIRIT ENERGY your HOST is permitted to TRANSFER TO YOU. 5.You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. U THOT U SAID GOODBYE 2 DADDY 👻😇, BUT TRUE DADDIES 👏👏 R ALWAYS READY 2 🎁🎁 U THEIR CUMMIES!!! 💦💦💦 ⏰ 2 GIVE DADDY A 📞📞📞📞📞 & B A GOOD, THIRSTY 👅 LITTLE 😻😽😻KITTEN😻😽😻 O҉́P̨͢È͟N̷̡ ̡́Ẁ́͟I̶̸D̕͝͠E Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through a decrepit community center until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[uncleanse]

I won't argue that point, but if I may... your attitude could use a bit of work.

[notaquaman]

Oh, I'm sorry, have I been criticizing your ability to suck off the cocks of people who look down on you?

[uncleanse]

Well. I literally have to look down upon you. That is how the act works.

[ LIKE, HE'S JUST SAYIN, ]

[notaquaman]

Jesus Christ!

[Nathan gets up off of his ass and wipes down his pants.]

Look. If you want us to maybe have any kind of feelings toward each other aside from begrudging tolerance, you could maybe stop having a laugh every five seconds? Which, granted, coming from me? I know, that sounds like bullshit. But I'm being serious, here, and you just swagger in here treating me like a big fucking joke that you have to put up with. Let me tell you something: no, that's not how it has to work. I don't have to suck your cock. I could spit in your fucking face and tell you to have fun with half the time to talk to the people who have died here, but I'm not doing that because I do, actually, thank you, want to get out of this alive just like everyone else.

[uncleanse]

[ if nathan is expecting a reaction out of nikkari... well. he isn't getting one. he's had a long, long life, and with longevity comes patience, tolerance, humility. as he goes on his tirade, nikkari stands there, unfazed and unmoving, until he's finished. then, in a carefully metered voice, he responds, ]

If I am allowed, Young-san, I will remind you that I attempted to be cordial with you when I was first made aware of my role. I've withstood you screaming all sorts of insults and vulgarities in my face. Not once have I made any serious attempt to retaliate against or abandon you. Perhaps some of my comments were uncalled for, yes—and for that, I apologize. But if you truly think that I am treating all this like a joke, that I believe you are a joke... then you are mistaken.

I am Nikkari Aoe, the ghost-slaying sword who was named after the sound of laughter. This is not a laughing matter, which I think we are both well aware of, and I intend to take my duty seriously.

Shall we continue?

[notaquaman]

[It does get a reaction out of Nathan, though. Because he's little more than a child, as much as he likes to talk about his immortality. He tenses, looking very much like he's just been admonished by his mother, and a jolt of humiliation crosses his face before he covers it up as quickly as he can with anger.

It's easier to be angry.]

I'll just get on my knees where I belong then, shall I?

[uncleanse]

[ again, his expression doesn't change, but he notices that change of heart in nathan's. he merely shakes his head. ]

You know as well as I do that isn't what I was trying to say or imply.

[notaquaman]

Yeah, well, that's how I've been feeling.

[But this is progress? Maybe?]