[ Dick is not at all insulted that either Maou or the demon possessing Maou had not previously considered him for sex. In fact. He is completely fine with it. For some reason.

He tilts his head at Maou, shrugging sheepishly ]

You caught me. I need one more thing for bingo. Well, two, but-- it's a two in one with you. "Have sex with someone new" was a ... pretty hard space for me to get. [ he has filled that space about four times over, but maou doesn't know that. dick's always willing to work with the reputation he's built himself. ] It's exhibitionism. I figure so long as we do it in a public space anyone could walk into, it counts. What do you say?

[ he's pitching his voice a little lower, biting at his lip. Bait set. Hopefully the guy falls for it. Dick's got a plan b (and c and d), but plan a is... a lot less messy. ]